Having a bad day? Go watch the “Hot Water” episode of American Dad. Absolutely hilarious.
All I Want
shaunwthompson: I spent the past 30 minutes searching Tumblr for a photo. A photo of the only thing in the world that I want right now. I could not find it. I am dismayed. Dear God of the Internet… A chocolate brownie… that’s all I ask for. Chewy in the middle. Crispy on top. Is that so much lord? Is that so much??… Well stated.
Why does death have to be a thing?
Reblog if you've been told you have a nice butt.
I’m not afraid anymore.
Anyone else notice that the word “manipulator” has the word...
Guys are dicks.
Fuck. There are so many things I’d rather be doing than this homework. Fuck.
No texts, no missed calls… It’s like I cease to exist.– Katherine Heigl
meep--meep asked: Your blog is far to relevant my life. Ugh.
Just when you think you no longer have the ability to care anymore, you do. And it’s for the person who couldn’t be more wrong for you.
Fine. Don’t text me today. In fact, never text me again.
I don’t really have feelings until 2 am and then i get sad about everything
People are fucking disappointing sometimes. Damn.
Getting to know people ruins them.
Maybe stop being such a dick and more people will wanna be around you.
Is your life really as great as you make it seem?
shaunwthompson asked: You are super cute, love your "selfies."
Control your emotions… Don’t let your emotions control you.
haerrys: i hate myself but im still better than taylor swift
Reblog if you have a really nice dick.